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12.06.2025 02:05

share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
DePaul soccer player Chase Stegall dies in residence hall - Chicago Sun-Times
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Is the media protecting Kamala Harris?
So they tried
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Which is the most liked web series in India?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
When the sun dies, could life survive on the Jupiter ocean moon Europa? - Space
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Gets Three-Part Release, Series Finale Set for New Year’s Eve - Variety
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
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